I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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