Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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