pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I had to cum in my sink.
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