i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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