dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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