let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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