The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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