New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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