did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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