How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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