Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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