Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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