Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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