Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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