I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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