Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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