I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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