I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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