why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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