Swine flu. Run for my life!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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