i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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