Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I have already put on my inside pants.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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