Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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