shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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