**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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