2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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