Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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