it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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