my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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