like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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