it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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