I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My cat gives me a boner
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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