he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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