i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Found the puke drawer
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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