just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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