It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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