hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
do nipples grow back?
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