the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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