She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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