ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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