We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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