I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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