i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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