You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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