i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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