You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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