Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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