Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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