just survived the first fart of the relationship.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize