I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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