it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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