why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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