I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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