No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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