It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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