I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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