i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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